Jan. 8th, 2011

tellytubby101: (LAUGH)

Finding stuff like this is the whole reason why the Internet exists. XD

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Mermaid
by Daniel A. Bergstein

If I ate a mermaid, would it taste like fish?

Probably.

Is that cannibalism?
Would I go to jail?

What if I only ate the fish parts?

And sewed the human half to a pair of robot legs?
I would be a hero. The mermaid would finally know what it felt like to kick.

Then she would have to love me.

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This just made me laugh and laugh and laugh.
And I am of the opinion that it would either taste like octopus, squid or chicken.

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