Finding stuff like this is the whole reason why the Internet exists. XD
by Daniel A. Bergstein
If I ate a mermaid, would it taste like fish?
Is that cannibalism?
Would I go to jail?
What if I only ate the fish parts?
And sewed the human half to a pair of robot legs?
I would be a hero. The mermaid would finally know what it felt like to kick.
Then she would have to love me.
This just made me laugh and laugh and laugh.
And I am of the opinion that it would either taste like octopus, squid or chicken.