Jan. 24th, 2011

tellytubby101: (RAGE)

Here in Australia, you get some scary shit. Spiders are on the top of that list.

There's a huge-ass Huntsman in my room. On the fucking wall. STARING AT ME.
 
ETA: oh fuck it moved to the ceiling
 
ETA: OH FUCK IT'S MOVING AGAIN
 
ETA: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

ETA: panic is making it hard to type because I refuse to lose eye contact with this thing
 
ETA: going to get fly spray
 
ETA: IT FUCKING MOVED

ETA: sprayed it, it fell, now I don't know where it is; SHIT
 
ETA: IT IS ON THE FLOOR
 
ETA: sprayed it for a good 5 seconds; should be dead
 
ETA: room stinks of fly spray; ew
 
ETA: IT UNCURLED ITS LEG AND STARTED CRAWLING WTF?
 
ETA: room stinks of fly spray even more; spider better be fucking dead
 
ETA: JESUS CHRIST it's still twitching
 
ETA: now I have a dead spider on my floor that IS MASSIVE and I am not fucking touching it to put it in the bin
 
ETA: just holy fuck I hate my life
 
ETA: I don't like the smell of fly spray
 
ETA: I SWEAR TO GOD IT TWITCHED

ETA: I am so going to Hell
 
And that's the exciting adventures I get up to at 2-fucking-am.

Now I can't sleep because I've half-convinced myself there's more of them. Fuck.

tellytubby101: (Fantasy vs. Reality)

Final Rating: 5.5 out of 10.

Quick Summary: Author Allie Condie paints an intense futuristic world in which the Society controls everything. Only Cassia Maria Reyes doesn't want her heart to be controlled, too.

A nice read, but nothing extraordinary. )

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