NO! NO HOW CAN THERE BE NO PHOTOS! THIS IS A SIN, I TELL YOU! A SIN!!!!! The camera would have broken but then miraculously self-repaired. I am sure of this. Just say something corny like... "Hi! You're cool! Let's take a picture together!" and then run off and say it to someone else after to negate the creeper-factor.

Muwahahaha you know you want happy painty funtime sex scenes... *waggles eyebrows* You will have to write that fic TWICE, once as a censored version. XDDD