OH GODDAMMIT I SHOULD'VE DONE THAT. I wouldn't have even looked insane. Dammit all.

AHAHA, instead of writing the fic twice, I would do that censored 'warning' highlight thing. Except it'd read: highlight to read smut. And when you'd highlight it, it would be a stern lecture saying, "Really? You're highlighting this? What would your MOTHER think of this? HUH HUH HUH?? Oh well. Here's your porn. FEEL GUILTY." XD

Anyway, if I do write a paint-themed sex scene, I could never look at my acrylics the same way again... ^///^