Summary: Steve/Tony. Meta!AU. BNF cap_usa comes back from a 7 year hiatus, fandom rejoices, and users begin to wonder why the LJ servers are always crashing. (Hint: it isn’t the Russians this time.)
Warnings: mentions of post-traumatic stress disorder, minor character death "offscreen"
Pairings: Steve/Tony, Thor/Loki, Clint/Natasha, Bucky/Pepper
Current Word Count: ~14,700
Status: Work In Progress
PLEASE NOTE: Set in MCU-verse (Marvel Cinematic Universe - a.k.a. the movies). Also, the S.H.I.E.L.D fandom mentioned in this fic is completely fabricated, though there is a comic series (which has a totally different plot to what I'm writing here).
Notes: Since Merlin and Sherlock fandoms have their own versions of this trope (which will probably be more worth your while reading than this), I figured the Avengers could do with one. Actually, that's a horrible, horrible lie. This monster of a fic started because I wanted to write cat!Jarvis and cat!Dummy living with Tony. XD
1) Oh my God, I hate LJ character limits. SMH.
2) Wait, LJ coding is even worse. Shoot me. Y U NO WORK?
3) Sudden realisation that I could've used the Young Avengers as a fandom instead of making one up. *headdesk*
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO READ THIS IN YOUR JOURNAL'S LAYOUT OR MY DEFAULT JOURNAL LAYOUT. PLEASE READ WITH THE HANDLE ?format=light ON THE URL. Otherwise the formatting is just horrific.
Next Update ETA: Hopefully around Christmas? Or New Years, at least.
If you find any spelling/grammar/punctuation/formatting problems, please do not hesitate to mention it in a comment or PM. If you feel like I have not included something in the warnings, please feel free to discuss it with me.