... Two more movies. Oh God. I think they'd be more enjoyable (I mean, they're rather pretty movies) if I could let go of the plot, but the plot holes are SO BIG. Priest and mermaid, wtf happened with them asdfghjkl;

And I noticed that the movie was based off a book in the credits. There may have been potential in the book!canon, but yeah, Jack Sparrow and the entire movie felt off-kilter. :/