Movie Review: Pirates of the Caribbean 4

[tellytubby101]

Suuucked.

Suuuuuucked so baaaad.

It was nicely done, aesthetically speaking, but the plot. Or should I say, the LACK of plot.

UGGGH. WHAT DID I WASTE TWO HOURS WATCHING? *Headdesk.* Seriously. That was mindless. I disliked the lack of direction/plot/description/etc.

Jack is a great minor character, but God, as a major character he feels like a Gary Stu. IDK.

WTF WAS UP WITH THE MERMAID AND THAT DUDE? asdfghjkl; There were so many pointless, poorly written sub-plots. Ridiculous.

*Headdesks some more.* Why do they keep dragging this franchise out? (Because stupid idiots like me go see it...) BLARGHY. Sad thing is, if there's another movie, I'll see it. D:

At least I caught up with an old friend and had a good time. :)
 

Comments

[unjaundiced.livejournal.com]

Yeah, watch that movie where they fight on the sandbar where there's nothing around? That's also a few miles outside my house, lol! Maybe you can go to swimming pools that look like beaches but where the sand is all cement???

Yeah, I baa at JD. He knows what I'm sayin'!