Movie Review: Pirates of the Caribbean 4

[tellytubby101]

Suuucked.

Suuuuuucked so baaaad.

It was nicely done, aesthetically speaking, but the plot. Or should I say, the LACK of plot.

UGGGH. WHAT DID I WASTE TWO HOURS WATCHING? *Headdesk.* Seriously. That was mindless. I disliked the lack of direction/plot/description/etc.

Jack is a great minor character, but God, as a major character he feels like a Gary Stu. IDK.

WTF WAS UP WITH THE MERMAID AND THAT DUDE? asdfghjkl; There were so many pointless, poorly written sub-plots. Ridiculous.

*Headdesks some more.* Why do they keep dragging this franchise out? (Because stupid idiots like me go see it...) BLARGHY. Sad thing is, if there's another movie, I'll see it. D:

At least I caught up with an old friend and had a good time. :)
 

Comments

[tellytubby101.livejournal.com]

The beautiful scenery helped me tolerate the movie. If that forest-y area was your backyard, your place is SO BEAUTIFUL.

Though I thought the water/beach scenes were filmed off the Australian coast, admittedly. We share nice beaches. :D

If you saw Johnny Depp in RL and planned to get aboard the ship, then I wholeheartedly approve. :DDD

[unjaundiced.livejournal.com]

Hahaha Obviously my background is the whole movie. XDDDDD

Stay off our beaches! >D You have a whole reef to claim! Leave the beaches alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, JD as we call him, because we're like this *crosses fingers*, was super chillax~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[tellytubby101.livejournal.com]

*hugs beaches* I can't let them go! They're so preeettty~. But sandy. Ick.

AHAHA, JD LOL! Since I subconsciously picture you as a sheep, I just imagine you casually baa-ing at him. XDDD

[unjaundiced.livejournal.com]

Yeah, watch that movie where they fight on the sandbar where there's nothing around? That's also a few miles outside my house, lol! Maybe you can go to swimming pools that look like beaches but where the sand is all cement???

Yeah, I baa at JD. He knows what I'm sayin'!